Mellow the Destroyer

As always I haven't blogged in a while, possibly because I've been too tired...picking up the latest of Mellow's escapades of destroying everything he can carry off. In the past 2 weeks the little angel has ate 1 flip flop, 1 sandle, 1 can koozy thing, a chair arm, and snuck off one by one my mom's lawn decor which included, 3 frogs, 1 turtle, 1 rabbit, and a birdhouse. He also snuck away a magazine from the library which he shredded all over the backyard. I'll either have to tape together the 273 pieces I had to pick up all over the lawn(very unlikely) or pay for the stupid thing. :O
My mom is so mad at him and complains about him all the time. Though, everytime she comes back from the store she has him new toys or treats or rawhides. She also manages to find all the cute stuffed Mellow's, plastic Mellow's, and movies that have dogs that look like Mellow. I know deep down she looooves my little Marley dog. If you come to our front door there's now a foot tall Mellow holding a welcome sign. :P
Oh the joys of being a dog, he's now asleep next to me with his head on a pillow and his feet in the air.
Well I better be logging off before he decides he wants to eat my laptop as a snack.