TOO FUNNY

Go to urbandictionary. com, and type in your answer to each question in the search box. Only use the options from the first page.





1. Name? Paula
Possession of Alcohol Under the Legal Age
Aw man, last night I was having a great time, and then got charged with paula and now I'm going to have to pay this huge fine.


ROFL!!!!!!!!


2.

Nickname ? Rue

To regret, wishing a certain situation never happened, to remorse.

"You'll rue the day you ever messed with me!"

or

Rockstar

Something REALLY good... Somthing only "rockstars" could get.

Getting a good parking spot

"Yea! I got rockstar parking!"








3.

Relationship status? single

When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate selves rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.





4.

You describe your best friend as? funny

1. Something that causes you to laugh
2. A person who isn't quite right

1. Lol, thats funny!
2. That guy is a bit... er... funny =/




5.

What should you be doing? sleep
You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...

Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!





6.

Favorite Food? bbq
Generally the acronym used for barbecue, it has evolved into a piece of the internet vernacular.

Used to poke fun by attaching it to common acronyms such as wtf, omg and hax.

You cheating haxomgwtfbbq!




7.

Home State? Oklahoma
A state that is actually not as bad as people think.



8.

Finish the line: "the best thing[s] in life is/are ? priceless

Eggs $5.

00
Masks $9.

00
Britney Spears tickets $75.

00
Egging America's Pop Princess: Priceless



9.

One word to describe yourself? dork
Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.

You are such a dork.





10.

Your best friend:
I have more than one best friend and they are all amazing!
Amazing:
Something that is so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. Something that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Something that tops everything else, and always crosses your mind.